How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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