I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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