I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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