What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
