What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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