im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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