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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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