people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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