how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize