So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Four minutes until I can fart!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Houston, we have a squirter
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Still dying that you shit outside
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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