I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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