There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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