did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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