I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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