a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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