I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Less talking, more tequila
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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