She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
