i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
