come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
