Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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