we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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