This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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