Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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