Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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