Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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