i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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