why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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