I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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