went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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