You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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