i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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