i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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