I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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