i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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