I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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