Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You need Xanax blowdarts
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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