haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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