wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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