I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
