is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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