Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Randomize
