they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
