Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so let's talk penis.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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