Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
ttyl tear gas
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
