Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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