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(404): View more from Georgia

He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.

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(949): View more from California

even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that

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(702): View more from Nevada

oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card

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(308): View more from Nebraska

You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.

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(813): View more from Florida

Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.

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