Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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