i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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