Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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