O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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