IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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