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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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