well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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