Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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