I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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