Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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